askbidoof:

(Sure you can.)

Doof Bidoof boof. :B

askbidoof:

(Greetings, Bidoof brethren! Bidoof can bi an immeasurable about of times while they are doof!)

<3

:B

blind-bandit:

I now introduce to everyone, Justin Bidoof!

:B <3

gabapproves folgt dir jetzt

uh uhm there’s suddenly a pretty girl f-following me

hi bidoof

uhm i don’t know what to do when pretty girls follow me oh i mean

um

[/humps leg]

swadloon:

Swadloon.

:B

georgethebidoof:

[George was so glad to have such a good friend like Bidoof, and all the others! They had a simple life, but it was a good one. He laughed as Bidoof fell over, as he was so happy to be so entertained!]

Doof-doof biiii!!! [George rolled on his back imitating Bidoof.]

D-duh doof?

[Bidoof was confused as to why his good friend, George, was suddenly on the ground next to him. He had nothing to climb on, nobody to trip over — why was he suddenly on the ground? Bidoof rolled on his back, bumping into George several times to help his good friend onto his feet again.]

Bidoof! [He snorted through his muffin nose, wiggled his buck teeth, and tried in quick succession, albeit unsuccessfully, to get back onto his feet himself.]

georgethebidoof:

Bii-bii! Bidoof! [George was bored, very bored in fact he couldn’t even sniff the grass!]

[Bidoof had woken up, and, upon seeing his friend moping around, made clamber on top of George, wanting to sniff the grass, too. Unfortunately, his over-large stomach caused him to tip right over and fall helter-skelter back onto the ground!]

Boof biff doof. Bidoof! [Bidoof rolled back onto the ground.]

yuginaintheshire:

Doof. :B